wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

y’all are NOT ready for the juxtaposition of the sun to result in the northern and southern hemispheres splitting in climate one hot one cold that will cause the manifestation of chilly willy and chilli billi in the north and south pole and it shows

None of you are prepared

spitblaze:

>staff implements a non-optional algorithmic dash

>people find out very quickly the the algorithm isnt very good

>immediately people start gaming the system to make every post the ‘rat rat rat’ post

>website becomes functionally unusable

>staff takes down algorithmic dash and says it will return

>it never comes back

herpsandbirds:

Mourning Cloak (Nymphalis antiopa), family Nymphalidae, Leningrad Oblast, Russia

• This widely distributed butterfly is found across much of northern Eurasia and North America.

photograph by Pavel Kirillov 

heavybend:

heavybend:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

sharkodactyl:

my dnd party has run into an npc who may or may not be evil and may or may not decide to betray us and the dm was in chat today like “just so everyone knows…not addressing this comment at anyone in particular…his favorite colors are red and black…wink” so now i’m desperately trying to get a real physical friendship bracelet done before session tomorrow in the vain hope that i can somehow stop this npc from trying to do a murder on my party

UPDATE: the npc was in fact a shapechanged adult black dragon with violence and conquest in his heart. however he did let merry put a friendship bracelet on him and then when she was like “hm okay how big is your wrist in dragon form” he was like “you wanna see?” and then turned into a dragon and let merry measure him for a second, dragon-sized friendship bracelet. the dm described him afterwards as being deeply confused as to why he did this or let any of this happen to him. call that the merry effect

this guy is now a recurring npc because merry was SO determined to make him her friend that it actually somehow worked. he cast dream to talk to one of my party members like “hey…how’s it going…how are the tieflings in the party…not that i care…also i’m not lonely. bye” and the player was like “is he still wearing merry’s friendship bracelet in this dream” and the dm was like “yeah…”

fsdfjhskdf the dm just sent us all this image

so merry taught naeric (the dragon) the power of love, obviously, and because his heart was open and beautiful he started dating…a SECOND evil dragon. and then that gf betrayed him and cast ninth level imprisonment on him so now naeric is our damsel in distress and we have to save him from his girlfriend, the actual villain. how the turntables…

and. in the most horrible plot twist of all. the gf stole his friendship bracelet.

catsofyore:

ALT

This is one of my favorite photos in my collection and I’ve always meant to frame it. It’s so dark and otherworldly, like a little fairy-cat captured at dusk. Ca. 1960s.

cyanscarf:

may i share with you the best video on the internet

the-haiku-bot:

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

I love Clark Kent because realistically both a nice 6'5 superhero with godlike powers AND a friendly 6'5 country boy reporter would be rolling in bitches, but Clark suffers from terminal Sweetiepie Syndrome and has zero game as a result

Fighting for his LIFE on the phone with a cute girl. He’s so real for this.

Fighting for his LIFE

on the phone with a cute girl.

He’s so real for this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bellisadinosaur:

bellisadinosaur:

oh seems very suspicious to see the barbie movie tumblr pop up on my dash after the strike. maybe it was made before, but I’m actually seeing it now

remember:

there’s no boycott on going to see new media

but there is a promotional blackout

don’t do the studio’s marketing work for them

I just checked their archive. They created it Today, July 17th.

prior to the strike they did not have an official tumblr lmaoooo

don’t reblog their shit

sskyeh:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

angelicguy:

artincendi:

agent-sketch-pad:

I’ve been getting into One Piece because of my sister and I love this series so much so far 💚💛❤️